Chapter 26: Heh, Deputy Celestial Lord, When Did You Arrive?

While Lin Yilin was sneakily glancing at Jiang Linyuan, she suddenly heard a voice beside her:

"Oh, is someone sitting here?"

Lin Yilin was startled, seeing a short-haired girl with a beaming smile standing there.

She looked somewhat familiar, as if she'd seen her somewhere before.

Before Lin Yilin could answer, the girl naturally sat down, staring at her with a smile.

"Classmate, this seat is taken."

How could this person be so rude!

Lin Yilin furrowed her brows, glaring at the girl in front of her.

"Go sit somewhere else."

The short-haired girl chuckled and asked playfully:

"It's fine, I'll leave soon. Let's be friends."

Lin Yilin's frown deepened:

"Are you one of those pen-selling scammers?"

The short-haired girl was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter:

"No. Has anyone ever told you that you're really cute?"

Hearing this, Lin Yilin's expression grew even more unfriendly.

"I'm not interested in you. Please stop bothering me."

"But I'm very interested in you."

The girl smiled with keen interest, as if she'd discovered something amusing.

At that moment, Jiang Linyuan happened to return. Seeing the short-haired girl, he impatiently waved his hand:

"Where did this lesbian come from, sniffing her way over here? Get lost!"

Le... lesbian!?

Lin Yilin stared dumbfounded at the smiling girl before her, completely flustered.

For a small-town academic overachiever, the scent of yuri was still too advanced.

"Jiang-classmate, how can you slander people so casually? I already said I like men."

The girl turned to meet Jiang Linyuan's eyes, her eyebrows raised as she smiled.

"If Jiang-classmate still doesn't believe me, you can personally test my sexual orientation."

As she spoke, she put on a shy demeanor, lowering her eyes submissively.

Heh, Cringe Celestial, when did you arrive?

This girl was none other than Su Muzhi.

Hearing such cringey words from her, Jiang Linyuan rolled his eyes:

"You think you're worthy?"

"I'm not worthy, but this junior schoolmate is?"

Su Muzhi's smile didn't fade as she steered the topic toward Lin Yilin.

By now, Lin Yilin had also snapped back to reality. Her gaze shifted between the two, and she hesitantly asked:

"Senior, you know her?"

"I know her."

Jiang Linyuan replied, then stepped in front of Lin Yilin, lowering his voice:

"Don't tease her."

Seeing him actively protecting Lin Yilin, Su Muzhi's interest soared:

"You have a thing for her?"

Can love-brains just die already?

Fry entanglement!

Without another word, Jiang Linyuan put on a glove and, under Lin Yilin's stunned gaze, grabbed a handful of fries and shoved them toward Su Muzhi.

Su Muzhi was startled at first, but she didn't dodge. Instead, she actively leaned in, leisurely eating the fries, and asked with a smile:

"Feeding play?"

"Feeding play is unlikely, but shit-throwing play is possible."

Jiang Linyuan twitched the corner of his mouth. This woman really had no taboos at all.

Watching the interaction between the two, Lin Yilin appeared somewhat uneasy.

In her view, since the two were so close, they must be a couple.

Then, the reason this female classmate actively sought me out was simple.

She must think I have some relationship with the senior. Then, she couldn't help but recall Jiang Linyuan saying things like his charm was very great.

Her mind gradually grew feverish, feeling dizzy. In her panic, she blurted out:

"Senior and I are innocent."

This sudden statement made both Jiang Linyuan and Su Muzhi freeze. They turned their heads, staring at Lin Yilin.

Under Su Muzhi's gaze, she panicked even more and hastily added:

"I was the one who asked senior out today to treat him to a meal! It has nothing to do with senior!"

Hearing this, Su Muzhi revealed a meaningful smile and blinked:

"I haven't even asked anything yet."

Only then did Lin Yilin realize belatedly that her previous words had the flavor of "protesting too much." She stood there, her face as red as a steamed crab.

Binary Little Sister stood at attention.

"I'm not Jiang-classmate's girlfriend yet, no need to be so nervous."

Su Muzhi smiled lightly:

"My name is Su Muzhi. What's your name?"

"Lin Yilin! My name is Lin Yilin!"

Hearing this, Binary Little Sister sighed with relief and immediately introduced herself.

"Junior, have less contact with this one. She'll corrupt you."

Jiang Linyuan positioned himself between the two. First, he said a word to Lin Yilin, then looked arrogantly at Su Muzhi:

"What business does Little Su have? If there's business, state it. If not, you may leave court."

Su Muzhi raised an eyebrow lightly:

"Liu Tingting has been looking for you everywhere lately."

Jiang Linyuan paused.

Ever since receiving Liu Tingting's reward card, he had deleted her contact information without the slightest hesitation, shutting out the outside world and devoting himself wholeheartedly to the stock market.

He also had no intention of inquiring about that expired Green Tea's affairs.

"Originally, I didn't plan to do anything. But now it seems, next time I might bring her to find you."

Su Muzhi's face was piled with smiles as she said lightly.

"Hahaha, Muzhi, what a funny thing to say. With our great relationship, would you really want to cause trouble for me?"

Jiang Linyuan immediately changed his expression, speaking with sincere earnestness.

"Heh, then tell me, what is our relationship?"

Su Muzhi narrowed her eyes and asked.

"Our relationship is like leaves in the sunlight and roots in the dark, inseparable and ever-lasting."

Jiang Linyuan spoke off the cuff, describing their relationship quite aptly.

But who knew, upon hearing this, Su Muzhi's expression turned strange:

"You mean I need to get laid?"

Jiang Linyuan: ...

This Cringe Woman is already so sexually repressed she doesn't know heaven from earth anymore.

Seeing this, Su Muzhi also, for once, felt a bit embarrassed. After spending so much time with Jiang Linyuan, her thinking had unconsciously been contaminated by him.

Not long after, she immediately changed the subject:

"I estimate it won't be long before Liu Tingting finds you. If someone is determined, your whereabouts are quite easy to find out."

After all, they're all from the same school.

For a legendary figure like Jiang Linyuan, a little inquiry is enough to know his whereabouts.

Hearing Su Muzhi's words, Jiang Linyuan trembled with anger.

The bro is feeling a bit chilly. When will men have their own privacy!

"Liu Tingting, isn't that the person who caused a huge stir in the Badminton Club before?"

Lin Yilin remembered.

A while ago, the school's various online platforms were flooded with stories about Liu Tingting two-timing.

But what does that have to do with the senior?

Su Muzhi seemed to notice her confusion and smiled:

"You didn't know? Jiang-classmate confessed to Liu Tingting."

"Huh?"

Lin Yilin looked at Jiang Linyuan in great surprise.

Meeting her gaze, Jiang Linyuan waved his hand grandly:

"Don't look at me with such admiration. There's nothing to be proud of."

Who would admire someone who actively confesses to a girl who two-times!

Lin Yilin stomped her foot in annoyance:

"How can senior still be proud of this! You were tricked by a slag woman!"

"Not necessarily. Who tricked who is still unclear."

Su Muzhi laughed.

Jiang Linyuan snorted, not planning to say much more.

At that moment, his WeChat suddenly received a message. It was Shen Wanyu sending it in the External Liaison Department work group:

"This weekend, Student Union department gathering. Voluntary sign-up. @Jiang Linyuan, you're responsible for headcount. Everyone with matters, contact him."

"Student Union gathering this weekend, senior. Will the entire Student Union go?"

Lin Yilin also received the message and was somewhat surprised.

Jiang Linyuan nodded:

"Pretty much. It's mainly to let people from various departments get familiar with each other's faces. There will be many more events like this in the future."

Lin Yilin pondered thoughtfully, looking at Jiang Linyuan:

"Senior, are you going?"

"Have to go."

"Mhm, mhm, I'm going too."

Lin Yilin nodded her head.

Hearing the conversation between the two, Su Muzhi's eyes sparkled, and the smile on her face grew even brighter.

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