To avoid being misunderstood by the department head as a pedophile, Jiang Linyuan hurriedly called Xiao Yilin to come to his rescue.
Seeing that Jiang Linyuan had contacted Lin Yilin, Shen Wanyu turned and left, going about her own business.
Lin Yilin wasn't particularly busy either, and after receiving Jiang Linyuan's call, she rushed over quickly.
"What's the matter, Senior? You didn't explain clearly on the phone."
As soon as Lin Yilin saw Jiang Linyuan, she asked curiously.
"Xiao Yilin, do you want to get a taste of married life in advance?"
Huh?
Wh-what does that mean?
Lin Yilin's face instantly flushed red, and her words became a bit stammering.
"What do you mean, Senior?"
Rushing to the aid of the king to show merit, swaggering about with foolish airs.
That silly girl Xiao Yilin! She's started fantasizing again, hasn't she!
Jiang Linyuan snorted coldly and pulled the reluctant Shen Guoguo, who was standing to the side, in front of her.
"Xiao Yilin, you take care of the kid!"
Lin Yilin was stunned for a few seconds, then her little eyebrows shot up again, and her cheeks puffed out.
"Senior! Speak clearly next time! If you do this again, I won't pay any attention to you!"
"No problem. If there's a day when Xiao Yilin ignores her senior, then her senior will circle around Xiao Yilin every day, trying to make her happy until she's willing to acknowledge him again."
Jiang Linyuan said with a grin.
Lin Yilin pursed her lips and asked softly,
"Really?"
"As long as my junior doesn't chase me away, I won't leave."
Jiang Linyuan said.
Lin Yilin blinked her lively eyes, looking very cute, and a satisfied expression appeared on her face.
"Then Senior better remember that."
"Then Senior better remember that~"
A mocking voice sounded in her ear. Lin Yilin looked down and only then saw Shen Guoguo's figure.
The little girl pouted, putting on a mischievous expression.
"Senior, Senior~, how old are you people, still calling each other that? Aren't you ashamed?"
Hearing this, Lin Yilin's face turned bright red. She stammered as she looked at Jiang Linyuan.
"Is she your sister, Senior?"
"I'm not! I'm Sister Wanyu's sister!"
Shen Guoguo shouted proudly, hands on her hips.
"The department head's sister?"
Lin Yilin was somewhat surprised. She examined Shen Guoguo carefully, feeling she looked nothing like the department head.
Shen Guoguo sensed her disbelief and got a bit angry, waving her arms about.
"What! You have a problem with that!"
What a mischievous kid!
Lin Yilin frowned and rapped Shen Guoguo on the head.
"Little friend, you need to be polite. Talking like that shows a lack of upbringing."
Hearing the words "upbringing," Shen Guoguo snorted twice and didn't say anything more. She just pouted, looking sullen and unhappy.
She tugged on the corner of Jiang Linyuan's clothes.
"I don't like this person. Take me to go play, okay? Please?"
Jiang Linyuan rolled his eyes.
If I spend any more time with you, the department head will really think I'm a pedophile.
When he was a minor, being narcissistic could be considered pedophilia, or it could be homosexuality.
But unfortunately, he grew up.
Society is like this too. Everyone used to be a pedophile, they just grew out of it.
"Guoguo, be good. Xiao Yilin is very nice."
Jiang Linyuan gave Shen Guoguo a little push.
This kid is a total paper tiger. Acting naughty on the surface is just because she doesn't want others to pay attention to her.
Deep down, she's actually desperate for people to interact with her more.
Shen Guoguo lifted her gaze and looked at Jiang Linyuan.
"Then I'll trust you."
No, that's just too cute.
Jiang Linyuan went back to Lin Yilin's side.
"Xiao Yilin, she has a prickly personality like a hedgehog. If she doesn't listen, just bring up the department head. That's guaranteed to work."
Lin Yilin thought for a moment, nodded, and then subconsciously asked,
"What are you going to do later, Senior?"
Jiang Linyuan paused.
"Go find a pretty girl to play with, and then take a nap."
Hearing this, Lin Yilin immediately felt a pang in her heart. She regretted asking.
That dog senior's mouth never spits out anything good. If he didn't want to say, he shouldn't have said, using such an excuse to lie.
"Oh."
"Then, Xiao Yilin, I'm off now. Call me if anything comes up."
Jiang Linyuan was an honest person who basically didn't lie.
Actually, since this morning, Yu Songsong had been bombarding him with messages non-stop.
If he didn't go find her soon, she'd probably be putting up missing person posters for him around the school.
"Oh."
Lin Yilin pouted.
...
Jiang Linyuan hurried back to the sports field and found Yu Songsong sitting in the Academic Department's spectator seats, hugging her phone and anxiously tapping away at it.
"Junior, stop spamming me with messages."
He walked over and sat down beside her.
Yu Songsong turned her head, and her eyes instantly lit up, filled with laughter.
"Senior, you're here!?"
"I had to go chase after Su Muzhi, so naturally I was a bit late."
Jiang Linyuan started off with a direct hit.
Lose favor, lose favor.
Yu Songsong felt unhappy inside. She bit her thin, red lips.
"That Su Muzhi, is she really that great?"
"Yeah, perfect, she is perfect! Her looks, her personality, everything is perfect. She's practically the girl of my... ugh... dreams."
As Jiang Linyuan spoke, he felt a bit nauseous.
This was the first time lying felt so uncomfortable. Was deceiving one's own brain really this painful?
Yu Songsong pursed her lips.
"Then maybe it's all just an act she puts on, deliberately shown to you, Senior. That kind of two-faced woman is definitely a bad woman."
Absolutely right! Thief Saint!
She is a bad woman!
But Jiang Linyuan didn't expose it. Instead, he put on an excited expression.
"Junior, you mustn't say that about her! No one is more perfect than her!"
Yu Songsong didn't mind. The way her senior described her so exaggeratedly clearly showed he hadn't had much contact with her and was just fantasizing based on a single impression.
A mere Su Muzhi, how could she possibly compare to me?
"How would Senior know without comparing?"
She leaned closer to Jiang Linyuan, her face slightly red.
"How about trying to treat me as your girlfriend for a while first, compare, and then decide?"
Is this "while" of yours demarcated by life and death?
Jiang Linyuan saw through her little scheme and said,
"No. For Su Muzhi's sake, I must preserve my purity."
Yu Songsong got angry, her face flushed, and she shouted indignantly.
"Preserve your purity! I'll make you preserve your purity!"
As she said this, she pouted and moved her face toward Jiang Linyuan's. Jiang Linyuan just dodged.
The two of them playfully tussled for a while before Yu Songsong finally stopped. She looked at Jiang Linyuan sideways.
"Senior, do you have a photo of her?"
A photo?
Jiang Linyuan really didn't have one, but it was fine, he could just ask for one directly.
He took out his phone.
"Xiao Su, here's your chance to show off your charm. Send me a few of your candid photos."
Xiao Su didn't reply, probably busy with something.
Jiang Linyuan had no choice but to say to Yu Songsong,
"Photos can't capture her beauty."
Yu Songsong glared at him.
"I think she's just ugly!"
Jiang Linyuan sighed.
"Junior, can't you just give up on me?"
"Give up?"
Yu Songsong raised her head, baring her white teeth at him.
"Why should I give up? It was you, Senior, who pulled me back into this colorful world. Why should I give you up to someone else?"
"Jumping off a building together is fine, stabbing each other with a knife works too. In short, I won't give you up to anyone else!"