Kiltering Mayhem

In "Kiltering Mayhem" by Marshack, the narrative introduces several prominent characters including Xoulsey Laren Lindbury, Citronella the Receptionist, The Not So Old Hag, Queen Mireya, The Blonde Young Man, The Albine, and Verizon. The author is also developing the Æzh'Xinder and other creatures. The story follows Drïekvïer, also known as Trektör or "The Worst Nightmare Of The Farioth." His military service, extended to over twenty-two years due to an administrative error, is abruptly ended by a new law in the Kcrwlmndth Federation. This law prohibits anyone under 78 from active military duty, and despite being a veteran of almost 45, Drïekvïer receives no exception. Facing this unforeseen change, Drïekvïer impulsively decides to take a "Talent" test in a neighboring country. The goal is to obtain a "Profession" and gain entry into a prestigious academy on the planet Clarattoia. To qualify, a score of 7 out of a possible 22.5 is required. Without a Profession, access to "Protocol" and the nurturing of the "hidden beast" within is impossible. However, life presents challenges when one is least prepared.