8.iv

Align your words properly to the shape of the page in your next missive or suffer the consequences you insufferable child.

-Slightly smoking scroll of pigskin parchment with illustrations of writhing flames surrounding the text.

8.v

I’m agreeing with the book?!

The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.

Look what you’ve done you stupid cobble spreading blight!

You’ve made me agree with Urul the sapless dead wit!

-Bleeding words welling up from a sheet of birch bark