8.iv
Align your words properly to the shape of the page in your next missive or suffer the consequences you insufferable child.
-Slightly smoking scroll of pigskin parchment with illustrations of writhing flames surrounding the text.
8.v
I’m agreeing with the book?!
The tale has been taken without authorization; if you see it on Amazon, report the incident.
Look what you’ve done you stupid cobble spreading blight!
You’ve made me agree with Urul the sapless dead wit!
-Bleeding words welling up from a sheet of birch bark